I have some strange passion for flowcharts.
They are just so logical and ordered, and when done right, can be very amusing. A friend of ours posted one today that was cute, but very incorrect from mine and hubby's experience... so he started ranting and I started taking notes. Then I put it together, sadly in MS Paint, but you do what you gotta do. If I had thought of it when I first started, I could have made it more colorful, but I was more concerned about getting all the blurbs in the right places. Now I know technically the shapes have meanings, but whatev. It is supposed to be snarky and offensive, and of course there's some profanity involved.